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Orwell’s rolling in his grave – probably reading the news. WHY READ DYSTOPIAN FICTION WHEN YOU CAN JUST LOOK OUTSIDE? is a bold, bleak, and hilarious indictment of modern life under mass surveillance, algorithmic censorship, and bureaucratic madness. No flying cars or robot butlers. Just rising prices, falling freedoms, and fact-checkers with Ministry of Truth vibes. This shirt is for those who know 1984 wasn’t a manual – and aren’t afraid to say it out loud. Wear it like a page torn from reality.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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