Description
Pack your toque and your social credit score, because you’re going to Canadastan. Styled like a Soviet recruitment poster your grandpa warned you about, this tee features a sickle forming the “C” and every “A” twisted into a canted hammer – because nothing says “diversity” like centralized control. Whether you’re reporting your neighbor for wrongthink or waiting in line for bugloaf, this shirt says you get the joke… and you’re not laughing.
Wear it proudly to:
- CBC tapings
- Carbon rationing kiosks
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
Wash | |
Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
Bleach | Do not bleach |
Iron | Do not iron |
Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |