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They told you to “trust the experts” – and then turned the world into a daycare run by finger-painting tyrants. This satirical blast from the toy aisle spells EXPERTS in rainbow letters straight from your childhood, complete with a backwards R and a little star to remind you how unserious they really are.
Perfect for those who survived “The Science™” with their common sense intact and their critical thinking fully potty-trained. Whether you’re mocking lockdown logic or just done with expert worship, this shirt is your license to laugh out loud in the face of institutional incompetence. Because we’re not children, and they’re not gods.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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