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Finally, a shirt that says what every empty grocery shelf is thinking. The F in Marxism Stands for Food is the kind of dissident humor that gets you banned from brunch and applauded by history. With bold typography and a hammer-and-sickle punchline, this design skewers the starvation, irony, and failed utopias of communism in one savage stroke. It’s perfect for red-pilled rebels, anti-authoritarians, and anyone who’s not quite ready to eat bugs for the planet. Rock it as a warning, a joke, and a little mid-collapse catharsis.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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