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Remember that time in 2023 when a rogue balloon nearly brought civilization to its knees? No? That’s because it didn’t. But don’t let that stop you from commemorating one of the most overblown (pun intended) “national security threats” in recent memory. This design immortalizes the Spy Balloon Saga™ with vintage disaster-poster flair – flames, fear, and a whole lotta hot air. Whether you watched the sky in terror or just laughed your ass off, this shirt lets the world know: you were there… and you made it. Collect your medal. Wear it with pride. Never forget.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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