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Warning: The Surgeon General never saw this one coming. This design features an opened cigarette pack labeled Social Media, with each filter exposing a familiar fix: Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, Snapchat, Tinder. It’s the perfect visual metaphor for the dopamine-drenched, soul-sapping scroll session you swore you’d quit. Whether you’re ghosting group chats, dodging doomscrolls, or just here for the algorithm’s daily gaslight, this shirt says what no Terms of Service ever will: It’s not content. It’s cancer with a WiFi signal. Spark conversations. Trigger reflections. And wear it like a nicotine patch for the mind.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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