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Welcome to the club they pretend doesn’t exist. Featuring a bold heraldic-style emblem stamped with PURE BLOODS CLUB in unapologetic typography, this design is part vintage medical authority, part underground resistance badge. No barcodes or disclaimers here. Just clean bloodlines and cleaner convictions. Whether you wear it as satire, pride, or both, it’s the perfect shirt to spark conversations and low-key terrify your local public health officer. Great for first dates, second opinions, and third doses you politely declined.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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