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They follow trends. They trust The Science™. They say the same five catchphrases with robotic precision – but feel smug doing it. This stark, expressionless face isn’t just a meme – it’s a diagnosis. Portrait of a NPC captures the eerie uniformity of today’s manufactured consensus: a culture where emotion is outsourced, opinions are downloaded, and dissent is a software glitch. Rendered in minimalist grayscale, this tee says it all for you.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 26.5 | 27 | 27.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 32 | 34 | 36 | 39 | 42 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19.5 | 21 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Tumble Dry | Do not tumble dry |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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