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They follow trends. They trust The Science™. They say the same five catchphrases with robotic precision – but feel smug doing it. This stark, expressionless face isn’t just a meme – it’s a diagnosis. Portrait of a NPC captures the eerie uniformity of today’s manufactured consensus: a culture where emotion is outsourced, opinions are downloaded, and dissent is a software glitch. Rendered in minimalist grayscale, this hoodie says it all for you.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25.2 | 26 | 26.8 | 27.6 | 28.3 | 29.1 |
| B) Width (inches) | 37 | 39.4 | 41.7 | 44.1 | 46.5 | 48.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.5 | 19.7 | 20.9 | 22 | 23.2 | 24.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 24.4 | 24.8 | 25.2 | 25.6 | 26 | 26.4 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
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