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They follow trends. They trust The Science™. They say the same five catchphrases with robotic precision – but feel smug doing it. This stark, expressionless face isn’t just a meme – it’s a diagnosis. Portrait of a NPC captures the eerie uniformity of today’s manufactured consensus: a culture where emotion is outsourced, opinions are downloaded, and dissent is a software glitch. Rendered in minimalist grayscale, this long sleeve says it all for you.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 26.9 | 27.2 | 27.6 | 28 | 28.3 | 28.7 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
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