Portrait of a NPC | Women’s Headliner Cropped Crewneck T-Shirt

Description

They follow trends. They trust The Science™. They say the same five catchphrases with robotic precision – but feel smug doing it. This stark, expressionless face isn’t just a meme – it’s a diagnosis. Portrait of a NPC captures the eerie uniformity of today’s manufactured consensus: a culture where emotion is outsourced, opinions are downloaded, and dissent is a software glitch. Rendered in minimalist grayscale, this tee says it all for you.

Size guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
A) Length (inches)	18	19	20	21	22	23
B) Width (inches)	40	42	44	46	48	50
B) Half Chest (inches)	20	21	22	23	24	25
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	5.2	5.6	6	6.4	6.8	7.1

Care Instructions

General	A stylish, sustainable choice for everyday wear, offering both comfort and versatility.
Wash	Ensure the longevity of the t-shirt by following the recommended care instructions, typically involving a gentle wash cycle.
Dry	Tumble dry on low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the fabric and print.
Store	Store this t-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric quality.