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They follow trends. They trust The Science™. They say the same five catchphrases with robotic precision – but feel smug doing it. This stark, expressionless face isn’t just a meme – it’s a diagnosis. Portrait of a NPC captures the eerie uniformity of today’s manufactured consensus: a culture where emotion is outsourced, opinions are downloaded, and dissent is a software glitch. Rendered in minimalist grayscale, this hoodie says it all for you.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 18.6 | 19.4 | 21.4 | 22.1 | 22.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 44 | 47 | 51 | 55 | 59 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 22 | 23.5 | 25.5 | 27.5 | 29.5 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron Decorate | Do not iron decorate |
| Iron | Iron or steam with medium heat |
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