Portrait of a NPC | Men’s (Unisex) Premium Pullover Hoodie

Description

They follow trends. They trust The Science™. They say the same five catchphrases with robotic precision – but feel smug doing it. This stark, expressionless face isn’t just a meme – it’s a diagnosis. Portrait of a NPC captures the eerie uniformity of today’s manufactured consensus: a culture where emotion is outsourced, opinions are downloaded, and dissent is a software glitch. Rendered in minimalist grayscale, this hoodie says it all for you.

Mid-weight hoodie, ideal for year-round wear
Features a kangaroo pocket and a three-panel hood
Double-needle topstitching enhances durability
Equipped with dyed-to-match drawcords with metal grommets
Designed to shrink less than 6%, ensuring a long-lasting fit

Size guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (inches)	25.5	26.5	27.5	28.5	29.5	30.5	31.5
B) Width (inches)	39	41	43	45	47	49	51
B) Half Chest (inches)	19.5	20.5	21.5	22.5	23.5	24.5	25.5
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	24	25.8	26	26.2	26.4	26.6	26.8

Care Instructions

General	A versatile and durable hoodie that combines comfort with an eco-friendly ethos, perfect for everyday wear.
Wash	Machine washable for easy care; recommended washing in cold water.
Dry	Tumble dry low to maintain fabric integrity and minimize shrinkage.
Store	Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.