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They came. They hovered. They scanned. They left – disappointed. NO INTELLIGENT LIFE DETECTED is cosmic commentary for anyone watching the news and wondering how we got here. Featuring a flying saucer beaming down over Earth, this design is a wink from the stars and a jab at the collective brain fog of modern society. Whether you’re a UFO truther, a blackpilled realist, or just trying to make it through another week without screaming at the sky, this tee says it all: they’re not coming to save us. And honestly, we can’t blame them.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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