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They came. They hovered. They scanned the surface… and saw a planet teeming with normies.
No Intelligent Life Detected isn’t just a mug — it’s a cosmic facepalm. Whether you’re a UFO truther, a blackpilled realist, or someone who’s watched one too many coworkers proudly microwave fish at the office, this is your daily dose of existential realism.
Because the aliens aren’t landing.
They saw the groupthink, the TikToks, and the smart fridges — and noped out hard.
Honestly? Who can blame them.
– Ceramic 15oz mug
– Dishwasher and microwave safe
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