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Brought to you by the same folks who said “100% safe and effective” while casually redefining both words. Liezer is what happens when marketing gets a medical license and truth gets a gag order. Styled in that familiar pharma-chic blue, this shirt is perfect for those who like their satire FDA emergency-authorized. Whether you’re attending a family dinner, a city council meeting, or just trying to make your pharmacist sweat, this design does the talking: Trust The Science™? Nah. We remember the trials. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, sudden clarity, and being asked to leave Whole Foods.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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