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Straight from the finger-painted hearts of the unmasked generation: CHILDREN NEED DIRT AND GERMS NOT MASKS. This playful, paint-style design – complete with sunshine doodles and tiny handprints – looks like it came straight from a preschool protest. But don’t let the cuteness fool you: the message is pure dissident gold. Kids need sunlight, scraped knees, and immune systems – not mandates, muzzles, or fear. This tee is for the parents who said no, the children who kept smiling, and the future we’re fighting to preserve. Let them play. Let them breathe. Let them be kids.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 64.8 | 66.1 | 67.3 | 68.6 | 69.9 |
| B) Width (cm) | 81.4 | 86.4 | 91.4 | 99 | 106.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 40.7 | 43.2 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.4 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25.5 | 26 | 26.5 | 27 | 27.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 32 | 34 | 36 | 39 | 42 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19.5 | 21 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Tumble Dry | Do not tumble dry |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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