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An apple? Cute. But the real prescription for health, strength, and sovereign living? A fat, juicy steak. This carnivore-core classic features your friendly neighborhood butcher doubling as your wellness guru – cleaver in one hand, stethoscope in the other.
Whether you’re ribeye-pilled or just tired of tofu tyranny, this tee is your daily dose of red-blooded rebellion. Perfect for grillmasters, primal lifers, nose-to-tail believers, and anyone who thinks food pyramids should be flipped upside down. Wear it rare, wear it proud. Let the doctor wait this time.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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