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Every time something good tries to grow, they show up and burn it down – with taxes, red tape, or another trillion-dollar blunder. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS wraps around the silhouette of Capitol Hill like a national indictment. It’s not your neighbor. It’s not the weather. It’s them – the smug suits who couldn’t run a lemonade stand without collapsing the citrus market. Bold, sarcastic, and brutally accurate, this design is your wearable eye-roll to D.C. dysfunction.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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