Social Media Kills | 15oz Mug

Warning: The Surgeon General never saw this one coming. This mug features a pack of smokes rebranded for the digital age. Each cigarette labeled with your favorite dopamine dispenser: Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and the rest of the usual suspects. It’s a perfect metaphor for your morning scroll and your 3rd cup of denial.

Whether you’re sipping coffee while ghosting group chats, doomscrolling in silence, or just surviving the algorithm’s emotional rollercoaster, this mug says what no Terms of Service ever will: It’s not content. It’s cancer with a WiFi signal. Pour something strong. Stay mindful. And sip like your sanity depends on it.

– Ceramic 15oz mug

– Dishwasher and microwave safe