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Served straight – no chaser, no napkin, and definitely no informed consent form. Bon Appétit features a lone hand offering a fat red pill like it’s dessert at the Last Supper. You already skipped the appetizer (mass media), choked on the entrée (Experts™), and now here comes the final course: unfiltered reality. It’s clean, ominous, and politely terrifying – the kind of design that doesn’t scream, just calmly slides the truth across the table like a loaded dossier. This shirt is for the ones who don’t debate anymore. The ones who stopped knocking and started knocking over illusions. You’re not seeking answers – you are the spoiler alert.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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