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It’s not just the antibodies – it’s the aura. This bold, cheeky design lets the world know your blood is untainted, your immune system is natural, and your dating pool has excellent taste. With clean, punchy lettering and a single crimson drop hanging defiantly below, this hoodie walks the line between romance novel cover and medical exemption form. Wear it on a first date, to the farmer’s market, or anywhere masks were once mandatory and chemistry was dead.
Warning: may cause spontaneous swooning, awkward questions, or subtle nods from across the aisle.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25.2 | 26 | 26.8 | 27.6 | 28.3 | 29.1 |
| B) Width (inches) | 37 | 39.4 | 41.7 | 44.1 | 46.5 | 48.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.5 | 19.7 | 20.9 | 22 | 23.2 | 24.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 24.4 | 24.8 | 25.2 | 25.6 | 26 | 26.4 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
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