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It’s not just the antibodies – it’s the aura. This bold, cheeky design lets the world know your blood is untainted, your immune system is natural, and your dating pool has excellent taste. With clean, punchy lettering and a single crimson drop hanging defiantly below, this long sleeve walks the line between romance novel cover and medical exemption form. Wear it on a first date, to the farmer’s market, or anywhere masks were once mandatory and chemistry was dead. Warning: may cause spontaneous swooning, awkward questions, or subtle nods from across the aisle.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 30.7 | ||||
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | -0.1 | 46 | 50 | 54 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 23 | 25 | 27 | |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 31.9 | 33.7 | 38.7 | 39.8 |
Care Instructions
| General | This versatile, long sleeve tee is perfect for casual wear, providing both comfort and style. |
| Wash | Machine wash cold with like colors to retain dye and softness. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low for best results and longevity. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place when not in use to maintain fabric quality. |
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