Dirt Over Dogma | Men’s (Unisex) Premium Pullover Hoodie

Description

Straight from the finger-painted hearts of the unmasked generation: CHILDREN NEED DIRT AND GERMS NOT MASKS. This playful, paint-style design – complete with sunshine doodles and tiny handprints – looks like it came straight from a preschool protest. But don’t let the cuteness fool you: the message is pure dissident gold. Kids need sunlight, scraped knees, and immune systems – not mandates, muzzles, or fear. This hoodie is for the parents who said no, the children who kept smiling, and the future we’re fighting to preserve. Let them play. Let them breathe. Let them be kids.

Mid-weight hoodie, ideal for year-round wear
Features a kangaroo pocket and a three-panel hood
Double-needle topstitching enhances durability
Equipped with dyed-to-match drawcords with metal grommets
Designed to shrink less than 6%, ensuring a long-lasting fit

Size guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (inches)	25.5	26.5	27.5	28.5	29.5	30.5	31.5
B) Width (inches)	39	41	43	45	47	49	51
B) Half Chest (inches)	19.5	20.5	21.5	22.5	23.5	24.5	25.5
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	24	25.8	26	26.2	26.4	26.6	26.8

Care Instructions

General	A versatile and durable hoodie that combines comfort with an eco-friendly ethos, perfect for everyday wear.
Wash	Machine washable for easy care; recommended washing in cold water.
Dry	Tumble dry low to maintain fabric integrity and minimize shrinkage.
Store	Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.