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They follow trends. They trust The Science™. They say the same five catchphrases with robotic precision – but feel smug doing it. This stark, expressionless face isn’t just a meme – it’s a diagnosis. Portrait of a NPC captures the eerie uniformity of today’s manufactured consensus: a culture where emotion is outsourced, opinions are downloaded, and dissent is a software glitch. Rendered in minimalist grayscale, this long sleeve says it all for you.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 30.7 | ||||
| B) Width (inches) | 35 | 39 | -0.1 | 46 | 50 | 54 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 17.5 | 19.5 | 23 | 25 | 27 | |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 31.9 | 33.7 | 38.7 | 39.8 |
Care Instructions
| General | This versatile, long sleeve tee is perfect for casual wear, providing both comfort and style. |
| Wash | Machine wash cold with like colors to retain dye and softness. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low for best results and longevity. |
| Store | Keep in a cool, dry place when not in use to maintain fabric quality. |
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