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The Colonel’s gone rogue 🐔
Say hello to NPC: No Pity for Communists – the only fast food joint serving 100% fresh propaganda with zero sides of sympathy. This satirical remix of the iconic KFC logo isn’t here for wings and wedges, but to serve our original recipe for subverting enemy doctrine.
Hot, crispy, and proudly deep-fried in anti-commie oil – with a free side of red pills.
Perfect for patriots who know liberty isn’t on the menu in Marxist regimes.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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