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Not pointing any fingers here. Just subtly raising eyebrows. With a heavy, bold upper block of text in all caps screaming “I’M NOT SAYING IT WAS THE GOVERNMENT” oozes black humor and conspiracy realism. The contrast between the authoritative top half and the snarky, declassified-bottom creates a perfect visual rhythm for skeptics, whistleblowers, and meme philosophers alike. Be a conversation starter by donning this wearable shrug laced with subtext.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
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